Battlefield Earth

Battlefield Earth. Franchise Pictures 2000.

Before watching the movie:

Among the cinematic debacles, this is one of the most infamous failures. I recall it’s supposed to be ridiculous, and maybe with a heavy handed Scientologist message? All I know for sure is John Travolta hasn’t worked much since.

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Waterworld

Waterworld. Universal Pictures 1995.

Before watching the movie:

Kevin Costner’s boondoggle passion project on the water. A post-apocalyptic bomb. That’s all you hear about this movie. An expensive project nobody asked for, nobody saw, and nobody talks about except for secondhand derision. I don’t really know enough to say any more. But especially in a culture of superlatives, hardly any reviled movie is as bad as they say.

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Hudson Hawk

Hudson Hawk. Silver Pictures 1991.

Before watching the movie:

I don’t know much more about this than that it’s an infamous, ill-advised flop. I think it’s some kind of throwback to noir or heist movies, but it (the movie) went wrong. All I know for sure is that this is really not what people wanted to see from Bruce Willis.

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World War Z

World War Z. Plan B Entertainment 2013.

Before watching the movie:

I have a fairly clear memory of this movie’s promotion as being the point where it seemed that any big zombie movie needs to have a thing that you’ve never seen zombies do before. They were talking about how after Fast Zombies, the new innovation of this movie is climbing/swarming zombies. I don’t know what else can be done to make zombies more threatening now that they can be fast and crash over you like a tide and still be nonsapient enough to be playing the trope straight, but if somebody figures it out, they’ll probably have the next blockbuster zombie movie, or at least that was the impression the marketing for WWZ gave me.

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2012

2012. Columbia Pictures 2009.

Before watching the movie:

I pointedly stayed away from this movie. I didn’t want anything to do with the 2012 doomsaying because it was a load of bunk and hucksters were coming out of the walls to scare and fleece people, so I certainly didn’t want to touch the big blockbuster movie profiting off of that hype. Anything cosmological being cited was clearly nonsense or overblown, and the much-touted Mayan calendar was almost certainly a case of “plotting out thousands of years in the future is good enough for now”. But I think twelve years (15 years since release) is enough time to put some emotional distance in place.

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Twister

Twister. Amblin Entertainment 1996.

Before watching the movie:

I very keenly remember the teaser publicity for this movie. It may be the first movie I remember being aware of the advertising for as it was happening. Everyone was talking about the flying cow. Some time later, I realized I didn’t actually know what the story was about, because all I’d seen was a scary tornado. The only answer I ever got was “stormchasers”. Even for people who run toward the tornado, I can’t really think how you’d get drama out of that beyond “here we go into the storm again”.

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Volcano

Volcano. 20th Century Fox 1997.

Before watching the movie:

I didn’t know this movie existed before I decided I wanted to collect some disaster movies. It’s about a volcano erupting under Los Angeles. Tommy Lee Jones is in it. I don’t really know anything else, so I have nothing to say and I’m basically going in cold. Saying anything else would be padding out this section to try to get it closer to the height of the movie poster, which is just not going to happen this week because I have nothing else to say.

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Thelma and Louise

Thelma and Louise. Pathé 1991.

Before watching the movie:

Well here it is, the one that was always going to be in this theme. Possibly the first one I thought of for title duos. And once again, what references are there other than the finale? How do they get there? I think they’re on a road trip and probably a crime spree, but I think they never intended for any of this to happen. I’m surprised this is a 90s movie, and I didn’t realize how many men I’ve heard of are in it as supporting characters to the two women who are the only ones anyone talks about. But the biggest curveball is that it’s directed by Ridley Scott.

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Campanile Productions 1969.

Before watching the movie:

I am realizing now how many of the movies with title duos that come to mind as the most legendary are mainly known for their ending scenes. The ambush of Bonnie and Clyde, the Bolivian Army shootout, and another that’s coming that can probably be guessed at. So obviously all I know is how this movie ends.

I have the impression that this movie is held up as an example of machismo and friendship. Butch and Sundance in popular culture sound like tough guys who are devoted to each other in that unspoken and stoic way that Manly Men are allowed to love each other.

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Movies of my Yesterdays: Dark City

Dark City. Mystery Clock Cinema 1998.

I’m not entirely sure what the full context was when I saw this movie. I have a clear memory of watching it in a classroom, but I don’t think it was for the Science and Ethics class. I’m not really sure what scientific or ethical discussion could be had from this story. I think it was a “it’s the last week of classes and nobody’s getting any work done” kind of presentation. The main thing I remember is how deeply disturbed I was by it.

A man wakes up in a hotel bathroom with no memory of who his is or where he is. The phone rings, and the man on the other side, Dr. Schreber, tells him that people will be coming for him and he needs to get out. The man in the hotel room finds a murdered woman and a bloody knife in the bedroom and runs. This is John Murdoch, or that’s what all the evidence says, anyway. When the trenchcoated Strangers catch up to Murdoch, he discovers he has the ability to bend reality with his mind, which the Strangers recognize as “Tuning”. Inspector Bumstead gets assigned to the case of the serial killer who kills and decorates prostitutes when the previous detective on the case has a mental breakdown, and now they have enough clues to identify a suspect: John Murdoch, who left his wife Emma three weeks ago when he learned she was having an affair and must have snapped. But the night he woke with no memories, John went up to a call girl’s room and found he didn’t have it in him to do anything. At midnight every night, everyone except John falls asleep and the city rearranges itself according to the Strangers’ design, while Dr. Schreber injects new memories into those they have selected to place in different lives as part of their experiment. John has dim memories of growing up in a place outside the city called Shell Beach, which everyone has heard of and nobody can quite explain how to get to. With new plans in mind for John, the Strangers plan to track him down by injecting one of their own with the memories he was supposed to receive.

This movie has the least light I have ever seen in a movie. People are complaining now about how it’s impossible to see anything in modern movies and TV, but this might be even darker than what we get now. That’s definitely meant to echo how the sun never rises in the city, but as all of the frustrated audiences are saying now, there’s a limit. I definitely was hindered by watching in a brightly lit room, but I don’t know how much better it would have been in a darkened theater.

The Strangers’ experiment is supposed to be about understanding what changing memories does to the human soul, but I don’t think the point was made successfully. Aside from people slowly starting to notice that the world doesn’t make sense, I don’t really see very strong demonstrations of people staying the same in different lives. We only really see two people on either side of an imprinting, and one is basically the same guy but in a very similar setting, and the other one falls asleep telling one side of a story about a work dispute, and wakes up telling the other side of it. There’s altogether some very interesting ideas presented, but the mystery builds so slowly that I’m not sure much is really done with it. Even the climactic final battle is kind of a silly obligation. John gets slipped a syringe full of everything he needs to know (an actually impressive sequence, but not a heroic moment for John) and proceeds to have the goofiest special effects fight where he and the leader of the Strangers glare intensely at each other for a couple of minutes while the environment around them falls apart.

John is so much of an everyman type that I completely forgot about him in the years since I first saw this movie. Schreber, the creepy doctor who works for the Strangers under duress so you’re never fully sure if you can trust him, was incredibly memorable. I realized a little later that that was Keifer Sutherland, best known as the lead on 24, which is an incredibly different role. I’m never going to forget how disturbing Schreber was played, and I don’t necessarily see a reason for that take.

I really thought I’d missed something from the plot the first time around, but it really is just the puzzle box. By the time we understand everything, the movie is over. You’re left with the striking, if dim, visuals and some questions about identity that I think there was an attempt to make a statement on. This is a popcorn movie trying to philosophize, and it’s disappointing it isn’t all it wants to be.