Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Pictures 2004.

Before watching the movie:

This movie took my school by storm. I saw nothing that appealed to me, but even as someone whose reaction to hype is to become more determined to avoid it until it goes away, the power and longevity of the hype was starting to wear me down, until a peer whose opinion I respected told me “watching it will take 20 points off your IQ”. So I decided it had nothing for me, and eventually the hype went away. The cult stayed, but they got quieter.

By now, the main evidence this movie was popular is the occasional Vote for Pedro reference drifting by like a tumbleweed. Perhaps that means it wasn’t as formative as some other movies I could have included this month, but when I think of movies my generation loved, this is at the top, even if it never sold me.

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Waterworld

Waterworld. Universal Pictures 1995.

Before watching the movie:

Kevin Costner’s boondoggle passion project on the water. A post-apocalyptic bomb. That’s all you hear about this movie. An expensive project nobody asked for, nobody saw, and nobody talks about except for secondhand derision. I don’t really know enough to say any more. But especially in a culture of superlatives, hardly any reviled movie is as bad as they say.

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